Tuesday, February 22, 2005

I Think I Might Be a Secret Agent

Tonight, I'm making my lady a fancy pizza because she's working late. I hit the supermarket to pick up pizza ingredients and other various items. After the check out I start pushing the shopping cart to towards the door but I can't move. I look over and the Spanish girl that bagged my groceries has her hand on the cart. She winks at me real sneaky-like and then says, "have fun with the chicken." I say "Uh... I will" and roll away.... but then I get the funny Mission Impossible doublecross feeling. I feel my eyebrows scrunching towards eachother, and then it hits me: I didn't buy any chicken. I stop and look back toward the Spanish girl and she is looking at me. A quick search of my bags reveals no accidental chicken, and none of the items I bought even resemble chicken or chicken products. This is why I think I might be a secret agent with amnesia.


Blogger OB said...

are you sure she wasn't talking about "choking it"? :-)

7:39 PM  
Blogger jay said...

Good point, my friend. I thought of that as well but the idea of her stopping me to tell me THAT is even freakier.

10:15 AM  
Blogger jkirlin said...


you were SUPPOSED to say...

'Oh, yes, for it is with the CHICKEN that we get the EGG!' then put your finger to the side of your nose.

That was secret Spanish bagging girl CODE, Bro!

I won't distress you by telling you what FOLLOWED the secret code. Let's just say, you had pizza to make and it's better you let it go.

7:19 PM  
Blogger OB said...


6:41 PM  
Blogger jkirlin said...

See? Even ob knows.

11:38 AM  
Blogger jay said...

See that? If I only I had consulted you guys BEFORE the chicken incident, I'd be at CIA headquarters right now being briefed on my next cool mission (and, of course, having my memory erased again).

4:17 AM  
Blogger The Magnet said...

no dude--what she really said was--you look like a chicken...your hair was probably sticking up and she was giving you grooming tips.

8:53 PM  
Blogger csa-note said...

Be glad you didn't have the chicken, chicken makes you dumb!

10:05 PM  
Blogger krista said...

I think i would be freaked out if that happened to me!!! i also agree that she was calling you a chicken!!

10:25 AM  
Blogger krista said...

I think that i agree that she probably meant that you looked like a chicken

10:27 AM  
Blogger once_in_a_life_time said...

she had a crush on you..haha

9:00 PM  
Blogger derelict said...

or maybe she was on drugs ???? :D

4:36 AM  
Blogger Ethan the wonderful. said...

ok the magnet dudes was so funny I had lemonade come out both my nose AND my mouth!

7:57 PM  
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