Friday, February 25, 2005

The Man Room: Guy Turf or Prison?

Upon moving into our new house I quickly declared the west bedroom the official Man-Room. Off limits to anyone but me. I could smoke cigars, drink whiskey, dissect things and my girl couldn't say a damn thing about it. I was shocked when she openly supported the idea. Even helped me set up the joint. Soon after my announcement, the truth behind her support became horrifyingly clear when she announced that entire rest of the house would now be the Woman-Lair.
Shanghaied again. Damn, she's good!


Blogger jkirlin said...

Didn't you wonder why the Man Room locked from the OUTSIDE?

7:19 PM  
Blogger Laurence Martin said...

Locked from the outside?
Oh, now that's REAL sneaky.
I have to hand to those women-folk. They know what they doing. I'm impressed.
BTW, is that Oliver Hardy hanging up there on the wall?

1:16 PM  
Blogger jay said...

That is indeed Mr. Hardy. Laurel is hanging in the other room. Guarding the front door.

6:39 PM  
Blogger Canis Ex Machina said...

What the hell is Hardy's head doing sticking out of the floor. Either he had a VERY bad accident or you are some sort of psychopath that hangs dismambered corpses around the place. Aargh! You scare me. lol.

12:33 PM  
Blogger jay said...

um... that's the wall, not the floor. But now that you mention it, that wall does look a little bit like a floor. I would never mistreat my dismembered corpses by putting them on a dirty floor.

3:26 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Bristols said...

The giveaway might have been her ready support for you to have the room in the first place. Good luck on the house. Like the picture of the giant, btw. I thought it was a prediction of how you'd look "overseeing" the project but I know better now.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Y.C. Tape said...

We have the same Laurel and Hardy ceramic thingys! And I just caught your blog by chance!

4:28 PM  
Blogger Ngakaari said...

That Oliver Hardy ceramic head is cool kitsch.

7:11 PM  
Blogger the garage guy said...

the wild side link caught me off guard?! who would have thought...penal colony shower sex in a reno blog!!!

3:02 PM  
Blogger sster said...

We had a Man-Room in our first apartment, too (at the suggestion of my sage mother). It featured a stinky couch, stinky chair, plaster turban-head and the "College" poster from Animal House. It got a little old after we recovered several broken plates and a very large tax refund check under the debris. It was also fun to show guests, as they couldn't BELIEVE man could live in such squalor. Believe, oh ye of little faith, believe!

Enjoy. A Man Room is a wonderful thing. Just keep the door shut and Febreeze once in awhile.

5:47 PM  
Blogger Matthew61 said...

Just having gotten married my wife, said I should have "an office" because supposed because I'm in school. But really it is the man's room. Or as I like to call it, the PMS Bombshelter...

And oh yeah she gets the rest of the house too (you are not alone my are not alone...), it's either a female conspiricy or it's just biological. I vote conspiricy

6:03 AM  
Blogger Katrina Leigh said...

Well, we women are good at the whole shanghai deal. How do you think we get married?

1:49 PM  
Blogger shell said...

let me have some of that shit your smoking LOL wow can you imagine being stone and see that guy head hanging and the shadows it makes crrrreeeeeepy

9:00 PM  
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Blogger Mike said...

If I get to pick what I put in MY man room, they can lock it from the outside all they want! Can I fit a Sultan of Brunei type harem in there? This is what I'd put in my man room.

3:03 PM  
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8:54 AM  
Blogger Rosemary said...

That is really funny! When you think about it, most women do have the rest of the house. Hope you enjoy your new room. There's a picture of my husband's man's room below at the link.


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