Thursday, March 10, 2005

EX-Lumber Supplier

Some private lumber yards are run like a battleship with kickass employees and dedicated knowledgable staff, and other times you get a place that should have been shut down years ago. Well, I got one of the bad ones. My lumber guy just dropped the ball completely like the semi-retarded knuckle-dragging dope that he came to be. How's your cranial ridge doing, pal. Passing it onto your offspring? Greeaaat. He seems to be waiting for me to drive over there, kidnap him, bring him to my secret CIA lab, do an entire 3D body scan of him, create a full size latex suit based on his digitized virtual self, put the suit on, steal his car, drive back to his lumber yard, sit at his desk and do his fucking job for him. I don't know if you ever digitized someone and walked around as a latex version of them, but it's a pain in the ass and I have to go make some money today. I'll make a stop at his competition before work and see if they want the business.

13 Comments:

Blogger iolani said...

Get away while you can. Run. Run fast, or this vendor will suck you into his vortex.

6:08 AM  
Blogger anne said...

Once you've managed your cloning stint, please tell us how you did it, 'cause I know a few around here who could do with it. Much appreciated, ta.

12:42 PM  
Blogger EmailHosting.com said...

Seems like you're a little bitter. Visit my blog and have a couple of laughs...cheer up mate!

3:44 PM  
Blogger Giordano said...

try building in 3rd world with no fixed quote. Bags of cement walk off into the neighbourhood, 10 guys on the payroll, 5 sitting around.. .

5:19 PM  
Blogger Koleena said...

Did you tell him to his face you find him an idiot, genius? I get tired of men such as yourself, wasting time commenting upon everyone's deficient brainpower.

6:34 PM  
Blogger Insanity Infusion said...

This post cracked me up!! Great sense of humor! Entirely frustrating...I can only imagine.

Truly,
Insanity Infusion

6:34 PM  
Blogger Ursula said...

I LOVE this blog! You say things outloud that most people only dare to THINK. Really, I'm absolutely thrilled that I found you!

Keep on Keepin' on.

Urs.
www.ursulasbedroom.blogspot.com

7:40 PM  
Blogger Late Edition said...

when you figure out how, let me know ... i've got a tiler who could use a good kick up the arse

5:18 AM  
Blogger no1youknowinaz said...

Great sense of humor, good luck and keep bloging

8:30 AM  
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