Museum of Unnatural History: Part 3
The house came with some truly beautiful details. This rare and attractive “Placeless Fireplace” offers the corner-of-the-eye impression of a fireplace, but a straight-on glance reveals no actual place in which to build a fire. Kind of like when you’re in a store and some freaky guy is staring at you, and you turn and say “what the fuck are you looking at, Jack” and you realize it’s a mannequin. I was considering making this the centerpiece of the whole foyer design, but I was shocked, shocked I tell you!, to find that the stones were stick-on foam replicas of real stones.