"Holy Quick Fix, Batman!"
Bathroom plaster unsightly and crumbling? Need a temporary fix until you renovate? Do like my girl did and wallpaper over it with comic books. Get them at tag sales for a nickel a piece and go nuts. Just make sure you're not playing cut-and-paste with Fantastic Four #1 or something. If you can't afford used comic books, then use newspapers. If you can't afford used newspapers then ... I don't know what to tell you. You got major problems.