Saturday, April 02, 2005

Museum of Unnatural History: Part 5

An ongoing log of the “Bonus Items” that came with my house...

This pleasant addition to the Museum of Unnatural History is missing its eyes and both its forelegs. So cute! The arrow holes in the chest and neck give you that warm fuzzy eggnogy feeling. Makes we want to have a whole giant army of life-size foam humans. I could crowd them together in the backyard, stand on the top of my van, and yell commands to them through an orange safety cone like I’m their king. “Rise, young Foamulans! Mount your StyroSteeds and rise up AGAINST YOUR OPPRESSOR!!!... Oh wait, that's me. Scratch that. Uh... rise and... go get me some barbeque.”


Blogger Sylvana said...

The picture didn't come up on my computer, but my imagination is running wild!

3:03 PM  
Blogger Sylvana said...

Ah! Odocoileus foamulanus, a highly unpalatable member of the deer family, it's gas emissions is believed to be a leading cause of the ozone depletion.

3:28 PM  
Blogger Bridger said...

Creative once again.

I have always wanted to be able to control a small group of people, all the while knowing that my domination wasn't really going to hurt them (surely, if I were in charge in real life, I would hurt someone). I imagine myself waxing eloquent with all sorts of maxims and quips much like Winston Churchill . . . "Never surrender, never give up . . ."

Ahhh . . . If I only had a small army styrofoam creatures . . .

7:37 PM  
Blogger heartscrub said...

Very,Very funny...I hope to read more of your posts! Foamulans and Styrosteeds...I'm still laughing 5 minutes later!

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Blogger Chemical Billy said...

Hot damn, I've always wanted an army of my own, and now I know how!

Such practical tips I can pick up here.

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Blogger Howard said...

This blog never fails to amuse me. You should apply to host This Old House Hour and bring some comedic charm and intelligence to the other hosts who, while funny in an 'at least we're not as lame as Bob Villa' sort of way, could benefit from your sarcastic, cynical and hilarious banter.

And I agree with heartscrub: Fomulans and Styrosteeds...brilliant. Yoko Ono, eat your heart out.

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Apparently someone liked hunting :)

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Blogger Mate said...

I think, i in love...bah

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Blogger Time_Warp said...

I like it, could be the first building block of a robot animal army!

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Blogger Ethan the wonderful. said...

Yet again your blog is at the top of my list, over MY blog :)

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Blogger Brandon said...

My neighbor had one of those...he shot it with a bow every day...okie's can't even go real hunting nowadays.

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Blogger proub said...

You are too funny for words. i am going to let my husband and his 2 brothers that are always looking at something... like a garage or kitchen and thinking how can we improve on this. next thing you know they are out there digging footings!

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Blogger sex diary of a house wife said...

fake stone on fake fire places, now this - fake deer for fake hunters - do I see a trend here?

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Blogger peaks island said...

That was Bambi! I know it was Bambi. I think it was Bambi. It looks a little like Bambi. okay, so I need a new glasses. Sorry

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Blogger Chris Duffie said...

huh? What is it?

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