Friday, April 22, 2005

Museum of Unnatural History: Part 7

an ongoing log of the bonus items that came with my house...



Real Estate Rule of Thumb: Property value is always elevated by the presence of haunted kiddie pools. Kiddie pools hidden away in the woods are creepy enough, but when you lie awake at night imagining moonlit snarling demon kids dancing in a kiddie pool filled with human blood, it makes you want to cry yourself to sleep in Man-Diapers.

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Blogger Storm said...

oh, now that's just plain scary. I won't be able to look at an abandoned kiddie pool ever again without getting chills.

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Blogger anne said...

But are they all chanting 'come join us, jay, come join us' in the way that only children of the pool do? Because otherwise it's just not scary enough.

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Blogger jay said...

ANNE, Chanting sounds right. I imagined them singing, like ring-around-the-rosey or something but chanting is good, too.

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Blogger jenn see said...

shudder.

10:48 AM  
Blogger erynthenerd said...

Do you want to buy my house? There are all sorts of extras that come with it. And it's cheap.

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Blogger jkirlin said...

Did you buy a house or landfill? Do people bring you new things weekly along with bottle, cans, and cardboard all sorted nicely?

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Blogger Captain Beefheart said...

Somewhere, in a small town, there's a lonely child who never speaks. Sitting on the porch rocking backwards and forwards and drawing pictures of nightmarish monsters, he is the only survivor of what went on here...

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Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

This place positively reeks of evil if you ask me, and I should know!

Contact your local Catholic Church to arrange an exorcism immediately

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Blogger Daniel Heath said...

a. how big -is- your yard, man?

b. I think that pool may be connected to the little kid's orange umbrella I found abandoned in the woods behind the really old cemetery with a rusted gate but no walls on a steep hillside on the edge of Kyoto. but my camera had died by then, so I have no proof.

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Blogger Ethan the wonderful. said...

I have four of those, I just need the pink one to complete my collection.

Oh leme know if this is the special edition with FIVE horned children.

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